OUT OF OFFICE. INTO CHRISTMAS.

CHRISTMAS PARTIES
DONE PROPERLY.

6–24 December 2026 · Greenwich Borough Hall · London SE10

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A brand-new show for 2026, with new producers and a new creative team from The Traitors Live Experience.

Corporate groups are already booking. Tell us your preferred date and we’ll help plan your party.

Out with the same old Christmas do. This year, do Christmas differently.

Bring the team to HUMBUG for a night of live music, ridiculous games, mass singalongs, festive food, drinks, dancing and glorious Christmas mayhem.

A Christmas party your team will be talking about all year.

We can't promise there won't be office gossip on Monday after your boss's questionable performance on the dancefloor.

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PACKAGE OPTIONS

Three package options.
One ENORMOUS Christmas Party

Menus are subject to change; our team will confirm the dishes and drinks included in your chosen package. Vegetarian and vegan alternatives are available by advance pre-order. Please discuss dietary and allergen requirements with our team and confirm them at least 14 days before your event.

A discretionary 12.5% service charge applies to group bookings.

TAILORED PACKAGES

Got something else in mind? Tailored packages are available on request. Tell us what you're planning and we'll see what festive magic we can rustle up.

CHRISTMAS. SERVED THREE WAYS.

Whether you're planning a team night out, entertaining clients or looking to take over the whole place, there's a HUMBUG with your name on it.

However you do it, expect the full experience: a raucous live show, ridiculous games, mass singalongs, festive food and drinks, followed by Santa on the decks and a dancefloor that's anything but silent.

GROUP BOOKINGS 10+ GUESTS

Small team? Big group chat? Clients you actually like?

Get everyone together and join one of our public HUMBUG performances, with group options available for parties of 10 or more.

All the show. All the atmosphere. None of the hassle of organising the entertainment yourself.

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HALF VENUE HIRE UP TO 288 GUESTS

Want a sizeable chunk of HUMBUG to yourselves? Done.

Bring up to 288 guests and take over your own area, with reserved tables right in the heart of the action.

Packages start from £105 per person, including your HUMBUG ticket and £40 food and drink credit per guest. Put it towards one of our food and drink packages, spend the rest at the bar, or save the whole lot for the night.

You bring the team. We'll bring the Christmas chaos.

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EXCLUSIVE HIRE UP TO 600 GUESTS

Make the whole place yours.

Take over HUMBUG exclusively for up to 600 guests and throw one enormous Christmas party with your name all over it.

The live show. The band. The games. The food. The drinks. Santa. The dancefloor. All yours.

With food and drink packages tailored to your crowd, we'll work with you to create a Christmas party worthy of cancelling work the next morning.

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A CHRISTMAS PARTY PEOPLE WILL TALK ABOUT

(LONG AFTER THE TINSEL COMES DOWN)

What happens at HUMBUG… will probably be discussed in the office on Monday.

LET’S PLAN YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY.

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THE BOOKING BASICS

What deposit do we pay?

A 50% deposit is payable on confirmation, with the balance due 14 days before your event. Bookings made within 14 days require full payment.

Can we pay by invoice?

Tell our sales team about your company’s invoicing requirements when you enquire. They will confirm the payment arrangements for your booking.

When do you need final numbers?

Final guaranteed food and drink guest numbers, menu selections and dietary requirements are due 14 days before your event. Numbers cannot be reduced after that deadline; increases are subject to availability.

What if we need to cancel?

Please contact our team in writing. The corporate ticket deposit is non-refundable if you cancel, subject to applicable rights. Food and drink cancellation charges depend on the supplier’s resulting losses and may be up to the full affected package value after the final confirmation deadline. Read the full corporate booking terms.

Tell us your preferred performance and our team will confirm availability.

Your enquiry

All times are London local time. Your preferred performance is subject to confirmation; this form does not reserve tickets.

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Prefer to email us directly? sales@humbugchristmas.co.uk

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